Three blondes and taking a walk on a sunny afternoon. Suddenly the first blonde yells "STOP!" and everybody stops short. The blonde bends down and looksat the ground, "Aren't these amazing? They're bear tracks!" "No!'', replied the second blonde. "They are deer tracks!" The third blonde replies to both of them with a smug smile on her face "They are obviously rabbit tracks."

The next the headline in the newspaper was "Three Blondes, Hit by a Train!"