So a guy walks into a bar, and sees a Rabbit sitting on a stool. Rabbits are so soft. And they are fast too. One time i saw a rabbit running at 100 miles an hour almost. Thats almost as fast as my uncle's old go kart. He used to race it all the time in Washington. Speaking of washington, did you know that Dolphins are almost as smart as people? This one guy got attacked by a shark and a bunch of Dolphins swam over and distracted the shark so he could get away. It's true!! look it up!
So the bartender says "Turn down that damn Hip-Hop!!"