One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from playing bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman.

Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly.

When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in defense of herself.

"Well, your honour," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92 . . . if he could fuck, he could fly too."