When an officer was promoted to Battalion leader he was excited for the new transfer over the large number of soldiers in the desert squadron.
The first day he was there checking out his men, he noticed a camel tied up to a fence by the barracks. He asked his next in command what it was doing there?
He was told that all of the men had been there a long time and sometimes get lonely so they had to use the camel when they really was missing their wives or girlfriends.
The next day the officer asked that the camel be brought to his quarters. About 20 mins. later everone was gathering around to all the noise the camel was making, soon it came limping out of the back and the officer too came out and zipped up his pants!
One man asked, "What the hell did you do to our camel, he looks in bad shape!?" the officer said, "I was a little rough on him but I think he'll be okay, is that not how you all do it?"
The 2nd in command said, "Fuck no!, we take turns riding him to the whore-house in town!"