A guy walks into a bar and notices a gorilla sitting in the corner.

He says to the bartender "What's with the gorilla?"

The bartender says "Lemme show ya!" He grabs a baseball bat and cracks the gorilla in the head. The gorilla jumps up and give the bartender a blowjob.

Satisfied, the bartender looks at the guy and says "You wanna try?"

The guy says "Yeah but don't hit me so hard!"