Can you cry under water?
yes, I dont understand why one would say u cant

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
usually the title of assassination is used for political leaders or those with well known political power

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
to pay the person to listen

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
heaven is not real and is just an idea in the mind

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
because square boxes are easier to make
What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
No one wants to be the weird guy rolling his luggage around.