SO A MARINE IS PISSSING AT A PUBLIC URINAL AND A LIL BOY WALKS IN AND PEES IN DA URINAL NEXT TA HIM AND LOOKS UP IN ADMIRATION AT HIM AND SEZ TA HIM
"WOOOW ARE YOU REALLY A MAREEEN?!"
"YA I AM!"
SO THA LIL KID SAYS CAN I WEARS YER JACKET?"
AND DA MARINE AGREES.
JUST THEN AN ARMY DUDE WALKS IN AND PISSES IN DA OTHER URINAL AND , ONCE AGAIN DA LIL KID LOOKS IN ADMIRATION AND,AGAIN, ASKS
"ARE YOU REALLY AN ARMY SOLDIER?"
AND DA ARMY DUDE LOOKS DOWN AT HIM AND SAYS
"YA! WHY? YOU WANNA SUCK MY DICK?"
AND DA LIL KID IS CONFUSED FER A SECOND...THEN COMES TO REALIZATION AND THEN HE SAYS
""OH NO MISTAH!! I'M NOT REALLY A MARINE! I ONLY BORROWED HIS JACKET!!"