Little Johnny and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women dont talk about their age. Youll learn this as you get older.

Little Johnny then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again, "Thats another thing women dont talk about. Youll learn this too, as you grow up."

Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I dont want to talk about it now."

The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friends house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mothers conversation. His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mothers drivers license. Its