A baby duck, mother duck, baby skunk, and mother skunk are crossing the road when a truck comes by and kills both the mother duck and the mother skunk.....The baby duck instantly starts crying and the baby skunk asks,"why are you crying?" The baby duck responds," well, my mother just died and she never told me what I was." So, the baby skunk says,"Thats easy, you look like a duck, walk like a duck,and quack like a duck. You must be a duck!"....Then the baby skunk starts crying. The baby duck now asks," why are you crying?" The baby skunk replies,"well, my mother just died too, and she never told me what I was either." So the baby duck says," well, your not quite black and your not quite white, plus you smell like shit. You must be a Mexican!"