Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed
to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
thought she would take off her panties and use
them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to
ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to
a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they went
home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women
was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting
to suspect the worst. My wife came home with
no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine
came back with a card stuck to her butt that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you.' "