a white kid black kid and jewish lid were all bored for third grade recess so they decide to play a new game called dick contest

jewish kid wipes his out white kid wipes his out black kid whips his out black kid wins by a landslide

so at supper that night the black kids mom asks him what he did at school today so he tells her all about da dick contest few minutes later the kid says

mommy all the kids said i won cause i am black is that true

mom replies no hunny its because your 23