A fat black guy is walking down the street and finds an old lamp so he rubs it and a genie appears and says "I am at your command, you have three wishes" so the black guy says "I want to be white, skinny, and all around pussy..." and after a few seconds...*POOF* the guy turns into a tampon. The genie replys "Next time think about what you wish for" and then laughs and disappears.