Q:What do you call 10 black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Raisin Bran. Q: What do you call a black priest? A:. Holy shit. Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs Q: Why did all the black people die first in the war? A: Because every time the General said get down! they started to dance. Q: Why are black people like jelly beans? A: No one likes the black ones. Q: What do you call a school bus full of black people? A: A rotten banana.