OK so I'm at the mall and a woman at a kiosk stops my friend. She's trying to sell us one of those nail buffing kits, with the little foam block. Anyways, she's describing the way to use it; the order of the colors to go by on the sides. Anyways... here's how to remember it:

"You know who Michael Jackson is? Well.... He was black and wanted to be white.... And now he's gray!!"

She was proud of herself. I was entertaind.