A blonde goes into a hairdresser's to get her hair cut, but she is wearing earphones. So the hairdresser says to her "you will have to take off your earphones so that i can cut your hair" but the blonde replies " i cant take them off you will have to work round them" but the hairdresser refuses, so after some arguing back and foth the blonde reluctantly aggrees to take her headphones off, and the hairdresser gets on with the haircut but after about two minutes the blonde goes all limp and falls out of the chair stone dead, the hairdresser calls an ambulance and while she is waiting for it to come she decides to see what the blonde was listening to, as she puts the earphones to her ear she hears a voice going breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out, breathe in breathe out.