I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.she tripped over a cordless phone.she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.she studied for a blood test.she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.when she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home