A man goes to the local doctor to get his check up. When asked if he has been having any problems, he says " well gee doc to tell the truth i have been having some trouble with my balls. Every time i wash em, in a few minutes they are brown again by the next time i wash them. I clean them every night, do you have any idea what it could be"

When the man gets home that night, he pulls his wife aside and says "honey, we need to talk." "Talk? the minute i get home from my 8 hour a day job, i clean the house. Then i grab the kids from school and feed them a snack. then i do laundry while you watch tv. Then i cook the whole dinner for you all by myself. Talk? i barely have time to wipe my own ass!"
" well honey, thats what i wanted to talk about".