A Black man and a White man are waiting at a bus stop, when the bus arrives the white man enters the bus first followed closely by the black man.

The white man tells the driver where he wants to stop and pays the driver £2.75, the black man states the exact same stop but only pays £2.45. Once seated, the white man asks about the difference

The black man shrugs and replies, "It's because the driver is black and I'm black...it's sorta like a racial discount!"

The next day, they are both at the same bus stop again. But the white man has painted himself black to try get the discount. When the bus arrives, the black man gets on and sits down, then the white man takes a step forward but drops his change. He bends down to pick it up but his trousers rip.

An old lady that was standing behind him smiled, looked up at the sky and said "Well, bless my soul! I've never seen a nigger with a white arsehole!"