Way down in Louisiana , Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant
for some time and now the time had come.. So he
brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.
She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at
Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you-sef a
son! Ain't dat grand!"
Boudreaux got excited by dis, but just then the doctor
spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux, you gotyou-sef a daughter too!
She a pretty lil ting."
Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the
doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-sef another boy!"
When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their 3
children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember
dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere Tree-in-One Oil?"
His wife said, "Yeah, I do!"
Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a darn good ting we didn't use no WD-Forty."