King Arthur left Camelot to fight in the Crusades. Before he left, the thoughtful King had a special chastity belt installed on his Lady Guenivere. The belt had a tiny guillotine to be activated upon penetration.After his return from the wars, Arthur requested a meeting of the Knights of the Round Table. When asked to disrobe, all the knights save Lancelot were missing a vital part of their anatomy. This disappointed the returning monarch."Shame on you all, I have been betrayed by all but my loyal Lancelot", said the King. He continued, "Lancelot, my loyal liege, whatever favor you desire I will grant".In sign language, Lancelot asked for his tongue back!__________________