Celebrating Fertility
djohn23
Published
09/04/2008
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I´m celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I´m celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"
"I´m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they´re finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said, for my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I´m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I´m celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him. "What are your celebrating?"
"I´m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they´re finally fertile."
"What a coincidence, the woman said, for my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I´m pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
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