A man walked into a bar one night. He went up to the bar and asked for a beer. Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent.
ONE CENT! exclaimed the guy, the barman replied, Yes.
So the guy glanced over at the menu, and he asked, Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, loaded baked potato, salad and chocolate cake?
Certainly sir, replied the bartender, but all that comes to real money.
How much money? inquired the guy.
Four cents, he replies.
FOUR cents!!!! exclaimed the guy.
Where's the guy who owns this place? The barman replied, Upstairs with my wife.
The guy said, What's he doing with your wife?
The bartender replied, Same thing I'm doing down here to his business.