1. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

3. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

4. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

5. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

6. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

7. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

8. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.