One afternoon a girl returned from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused her mother replied 'really sweetie, why dont you tell me about it?' The little girl explained 'Well.. OK... the mummy and daddy take off all their clothes and the daddys thingee sort of stands up and then mummy puts it in her mouth and then it sort of explodes, and thats how you get babies' Her mum shook her head leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said ' Oh darling thats sweet but thats not how you get babies, thats how you get jewellery.'