When Bill Clinton was the president, he went on a one week vacation. He came back on a private helicopter that landed on White House property. There were guards standing, well, guard next to the helicopter. As the President got off, one of the guards realized that he had two pigs, one under each arm. The guard said, " Nice pigs, sir." The President replied,
" These are not PIGS! These are genuine razor-back hogs! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." The guard corrected himself by saying, " Nice trade, sir!"