A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The womans husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."

Man - "Thats nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dads outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"

Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielders glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
"How much?"

Boy - "$350"

Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
your gloves, lets go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I cant, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says, "$500"

The father says, "Thats terrible to overcharge your
friends like that... that is way more than those two
things cost.

Im going to take you to church and make you confess
your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little
boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Dont start that shit again, youre
in my closet now