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20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...

By pbl0

Featured 16 years ago

Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...

An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had failed very few students but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that...

By wxb200

Featured 16 years ago

Help Doc

A guy goes to his doctor. "Doc, I'm having trouble in the bedroom. I just can't get into it with my wife any more." The doctor...

By rick2580

Featured 16 years ago

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Joys of Shopping

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you...

By crackrocksteady

Featured 16 years ago

Four Worms

Four Worms and a lesson to be learned: A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Animals kicking their habits..

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...

By yuri_vaultin

Featured 16 years ago

The Duck Hunter

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. ...

By milestyles55

Featured 16 years ago

Son in law

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of...

By twcdotcom

Featured 16 years ago

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Ear infection

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong -- and...

By APBonds

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

What would you do?

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

The Queen's Breasts

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Happy and Sad

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, I bet you can't tell me...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

St Luke's

Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...

By rondetto

Featured 16 years ago

Priest and His Baby

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

The Audit

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his...

By imdave77

Featured 16 years ago

Music Farting

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a...

By jobeman1296

Featured 16 years ago

Huge Insect

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young...

By yuri_vaultin

Featured 16 years ago

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Bath Night

A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a...

By filltime

Featured 16 years ago

And Then The Fight Started

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...

By bcems33

Featured 16 years ago

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a...

By lepricon777

Featured 16 years ago

Funny jokes

20 years with my wife

Socialism - Good on Paper, Not in Reality...

Help Doc

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Joys of Shopping

Four Worms

Animals kicking their habits..

The Duck Hunter

Son in law

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Ear infection

Women Should Never Ask

What would you do?

The Queen's Breasts

Happy and Sad

St Luke's

Priest and His Baby

The Audit

Music Farting

Huge Insect

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

Bath Night

And Then The Fight Started

15 Signs You Are a Drunk

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