It was a hot day in Minnesota .
Helga hung out the wash to dry,
put a roast in the oven and
then went downtown to pick up
some dry cleaning.

'Gootness, it's hotter dan hell today,'
she mused to herself as she walked
down Main Street , she passed a tavern
and thought,
'Vy nodt?'

So she walked in and took a seat at the bar.
The bartender walked up and asked her what
she would like to drink.
'Ya know, its zo hot,
I tink I'll have myself a cold beer' Helga said

'Anheuser Busch?' the bartender asked.
Helga blushed and replied,
'Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener'?