A young man goes into a drug store, walks up to the pharmacist. "Can I help you?" asks the pharmacist?
"Sure, man. My girlfriend told me tonight that after I go meet her parents, she is going to bang me for the first time when we get home. I need the biggest box of condoms you have, because I know once she rides THIS meat, she is going to want it non-stop, if you know what I mean. I am a guy who 'Knows what I'm doing' in the sack! You dig?"
"Yes sir, one 50ct box of condoms. Here you go!"
Later that night, at her parents home, the young man is asked to pray for the meal. He did so without question, "And, God, please bless the family whom has provided the meal, and help us all to follow your ways, and be my guiding light and..."and so on, for over twenty minutes he prays. When he finally finished, his girlfriend nudged him, "I never knew you were so religious?"
"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"