Creation Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day
by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes
in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?' So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this,
I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey
tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must
go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under
the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to
live for sixty years. How a