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DAMN BORDER JUMPERS

SO AN AMERICAN GUY SEE THREE MEXICANS TRYING TO HOP THE BORDER. SO HES SAYS "FREEZE. YOU BASTERDS ARE TTRYING TO COME INTO MY COUNTRY WHEN U CANT EVEN SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE" ONE OF THE MEXICANS SAYS "YES WE CAN MAN WHE KNOW UR TALK" THE AMERICAN SAYS "WELL IF U CANT MAKE A SENTENCE USING THE WORDS YELLOW GREEN AND PINK, IM GONNA BLOW OFF ALL UR HEADS.

SO THEY START TALKING IN SPANISH AND JIBBERING AND FINNAL COME OVER AND SAY "ALL RIGHT MAN WE GOT IT WE GOT IT." THE AMERICAN SAYS OK THE MEXICAN SAYS " THE PHONE GOES GREEN GREEN GREEN, SO WE PINK IT UP AND SAY YELLOW"
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