Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated
on me from the beginning and when I confront him,
he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't
even looked for a new one. All he does all day is
smoke cigars and cruise around with his buddies
while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even
pretend to like me. He doesn't even defend my
reputation when people suggest I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

- Clueless


Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't
need him anymore! You're a United States Senator
running for President of the United States.

Act like one!