Bob desperately needed to get laid. He went to the nearest whore and asked what he could get for five dollars, she looked at him and laughed as she walked away. He walked a block more saw another whore and asked what he could get for $5. She looked him up and down and laughed as she walked away. He decided to go to one last whore. She was absolutely beautiful, with the most amazing body with a nice rack and smelled great. He knew he had no chance but asked anyway. "What can I get for $5?" Bob asked shyly.
"Anything you want." said the whore.
He had his was with her and had the most amazing orgasm he ever had in his life. He paid the $5 and left. The next morning Bob went to the clinic and found out that he had crabs. He went to the whore and said,
"Bitch you gave me crabs!" Exclaimed Bob.
The whore looked at him and slyly replied, "What did you expect for $5? Lobster?