A man was sitting on his front porch one morning and saw a young couple moving next door. The husband of the couple opened the moving van, removed a hammock and proceded to set up the hammock in the back yard.

Meanwhile, his wife was working feverishly unloading boxes. After a while, the young lady emerged from the house with a cold beer and a pillow and gave them to her husband. She then proceded to cut the grass and clean up the yard.

This infuriated the man who was watching, so he walked next door to give the husband a piece of his mind. "Sir," he said angrily, "you ought to be hung!"

The neighbor replied, "I am, my friend."