Little Johnny went to his father and said, 'Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically', Can you help me?'.

The father thought for a moment, then said, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, then come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course I would! we could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

Next he asked his sister, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

Then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' he said, 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
'Well', his father said, 'Did you find out the difference?'.

Little Johnny replied, 'Yes....... 'potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.............. but 'realistically', ........ we're living with two slags and a poofter.'