An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, that's no problem, how many do you want? The man answered, just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces. That won't do you any good, said the pharmacist. That's all right, continues the old man. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes.