An americans at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wifes been in an accident. He rushes to A&E where hes met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a solemn look on his face starts to speak. Immediatly the guy interupts
Guy: Doc, dont tell me, shes dead?I cant take it. I lover her.
Doctor: Well sir i do have some bad news.
Guy: Doc, just tell me, did she make it?
Doctor: As i was saying, we did all we could. Right now shes in a vegative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but then you'll have to take her home. Your insurance doesnt cover this type of thing.
They guy slumps, just crushed by the news.
Doctor: With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll live for at least another 30 years.
The guy s in tears
Doctor: As i said your insurance doesnt cover this kind of care, so you'll need to buy the right equipment you'll need for your wife. I suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as soon as possible and buy a mobile home. Your gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then you should be able to qualify for benefits.
Now the guy is uncontrollably sobbing at this point.
The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says 'Hey look at me'. The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says.
'Im just messing, shes dead.'