a blonde walks into a barber shop to get a hair cut wearing an ipod- she tells the hair dresser what she would like and sits in the chair- the guy starts to cut her hair, then asks if she can remove the head phones so he can finish, she just sits there with no reply, so he asks again kindly, again no response, so he grabs them and pulls them off her head, she falls out of the chair and starts flopping all over the shop. next thing you know she was dead, confused the barber picks up the head phones and listens to hear.... 'breathe in.....breathe out.....breathe in....'