A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk.

The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor
for today?"

He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick."

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you."

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with
the doctor in private."

"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if
the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said. Then he walked
out and waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice.. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it."