There once was a farmer who had three daughters who were all going out on their first dates on the same night.

The farmer being protective of his daughters, decides to meet their suiters at the front door with a shotgun.

The first date comes to the door and the father opens up and the lad says:

"Hi my name's Joe,
I'm here for Flow.
We're going to the show.
Is she ready to go?"

The father looks the guy over and sends the kids off on their date.

Next lad arrives:

"My name's Eddie,
I'm here for Betty.
We're going to get some spaghetti.
Is she ready?"

The father felt this guy was okay too so off the kids went.

The final young man arrives and rings the bell and the farmer opens up. The boy started off:

Hi, my name's Chuck-"

And the farmer shoots him.