A young boy ran down the street looking for a cop. "Please, Officer," he cried, "come back to the bar with me. My father is in a fight!"
The boy and the cop ran into the bar and saw three guys beating the shit out of each other. "OK," the cop asked the boy as he seperated the men, "which one is your father?"
"I don't know," the kid exclaimed. "That's what they're fighting about!"