A man was driving on a rural road when he saw a sign at a roadside stand that said, PEACHES ALL FLAVORS. well he thought peaches were pretty much peach flavored. so he stopped and backed up to talk to the man at the stand. well the man said that these peaches came in all flavors.picking one out of a basket, he asked." do you like peanut butter and jelly? . try this one"
The man took a bite and he tasted peanut butter alright, "turn it over said the vendor, and so he took a bite from the other side, umm grape jelly, then he tried the pizza flavored peach ,one side was cheese and the other side tasted like peperoni.
well this went on for a while with eggs and bacon or popcorn and butter. then the man said." I bet you don't have one that is pussy flavored"
the man handed him a peach and he took a huge bite, and spit it out "That tastes like SHIT!" yes, said the vendor, "now turn it over."