Bob, bill, and santa were in a hotal eating in he lobby. Bob wen upstairs and saw a ghost in his room. he ghost said "Im the ghost of jeepers creepers i cut off your balls and eat your weeners". Bob died. Bill came up to his room and the same thing happend. Santa came up to his room and saw the ghost he said " im the ghost of jeepers creepers i cut off your balls and eat your weeners". So santa said "Im the ghost of christmas past you touch my balls i kick your ass".