Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
> > Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
> > they had gotten over enthusiastic on the Bacardi
> > Breezers.
> >
> > Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
> > pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
> >
> > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
> > she would take off her panties and use them.
> >
> > Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
> > pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
> >
> > She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
> > that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
> > proceeded to wipe with that.
> >
> > After the girls did their business they proceeded to
> > go home.
> >
> > The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned
> > that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in
> > bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
> > 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm
> > starting to suspect the worst. .. my wife came home with no
> > panties!!'
> >
> > 'That's nothing' said the other husband,
> > 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that
> > said.....
> >
> > 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
> > We'll never forget you.''