A man found a hair in his noodle soup, and got the waitress fired.
She followed him... to a brothel, and looked through the keyhole.

His face was full of pubic hair. She kicks open the door, "What is this! I get fired for a hair and now your face is FULL of hair!?"

"Lady, I'm no hypocrite. If I find a NOODLE in this bitch, I'll get her fired too!"