Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!