Two midgets chip in for a lottery ticket and they win the lottery! To celebrate, they get two motel rooms right next to each other and they get two prostitutes.

The first midget goes into his room with a prostitute......

He's a midget.... He doesn't know what to say to a hooker! He just sits there, he doesn't know....

And in the next room he hears, "OOOOH! OOO-WHA!! WHOA! OOO-AHHH!!" The whole night. "OOH! AAH-OOOH-WHA!!"

The next morning, the two midgets come walking out of the motel rooms. The first midget says to the second midget, "I didn't know what to say to her."

The second midget says, "I couldn't even get up on the friggin' bed!!"