I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one ARE you then?" . . .

And that's when the fight started . .