GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:
Between the ages of 18 and 22, a woman is like the Australian Outback, half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Switzerland, well developed, often friendly and open for almost anyone - especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gracefully aging but still warm and desirable.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious past and pride from her conquests.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, having been through war, showing no tolerance for opposition and knows how to take care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Tibet, with a wildly and vividly beautiful spirit and mysterious past - only those seeking spiritual peace visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between the ages of 14 and 85, a man is like the United States after January 20 2009 - ruled by nuts and a dick that lean to the left.