I'm voting Republican because I like our executive branch to make up things about WMDs so we can go to war with whoever we want.

I'm voting Republican because of the Patriot Act. I think the constitution is crap and I prefer that law enforcement can bypass the Judiciary. Checks and balances in government are for pussies.

I'm voting Republican because I think that waterboarding isn't torture.

I'm voting Republican because the only President that has balanced the federal budget was Clinton (a tax and spend liberal) with a 200 billion dollar surplus. Those fiscal conservatives average almost 400 billion dollar deficits. That's cool.

I'm voting Republican because I don't think we should have federal oversight of financial institutions. 700 billion dollar bailouts are cool.

I'm voting Republican because I don't know that offshore drilling is going to have an impact on gas prices like a squirt gun has an effect on a forest fire.